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Oh the Places to Go...
Days Until I Come Home...
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God almighty!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good" and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our lord and savior," but, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "if you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
"When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to mate every second of the day. It is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every part of your body. No... don't blush. I am telling you some truths. For that is just being in love; which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over, when being in love has burned away."
~Captain Corelli's Mandolin~
~Captain Corelli's Mandolin~
"The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."
~Sunday School Bloopers~
~Sunday School Bloopers~
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
~R.D.Laing~
~R.D.Laing~
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
~Albert Camus~
~Albert Camus~
All the Yesterdays...
Just Me...
- Jess
- Michigan, United States
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
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